Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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