Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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