Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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