yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
