Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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