it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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