I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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