no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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