is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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