I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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