doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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