At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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