Betty ford says i'm here all night
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
