Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
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