i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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