if you like me you must not know who I am
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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