return my video game
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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