He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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