remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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