His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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