I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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