i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
