quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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