the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Found the puke drawer
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We're too hungover to prance.
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