Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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