I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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