I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Someone shattered a urinal.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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