yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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