Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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