don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
