finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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