My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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