Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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