What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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