Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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