I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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