If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
and she was petting her beer can
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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