Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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