Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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