So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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