Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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