Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
there is glitter all over my balls
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