I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
what day is it and did you see me today?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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