We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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