I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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