# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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