The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
i think my cat just said my name.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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