i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
where am i from again
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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