it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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