Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
did i walk over a car last night?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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