the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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