vagina is talking i cant
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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