She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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