So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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