do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
