I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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